Pengalaman Halal di Ohio Union

Akhirnya lepas berapa kali MSA mintak suggestion la apa la
Keluarlah berita gembira yang makanan Halal disediakan di dalam campus klik sini
First day dia dijual, aku dah pergi makan, waktu hari Taste of OSU
Not bad. Best. Rindu makan burger daging. Dah 5 bulan kot.

So nak jadikan cerita, tanpa meneliti email MSA, hari Selasa pergilah Ohio Union
Dengan hajat, nak study since dah ada burger halal, boleh lunch situ
Surau pun ada jugak, so just perfect la nak stay back
So lepas zuhur, pergilah Union Market mintak burger halal
And yang peliknya Minah Salleh tu tak faham faham.
"What? Hamburger?"
"No. Halal burger."
"Ham?"
"No. HALAL Burger. Burger for Muslims."
"You mean ham?"
Time tu rasa nak sekeh je kepala dia, cakap halal dia kata ham, contra betul

At last suruh dia panggil orang lain since dia macam budak baru
(teringat kenangan kerja dekat situ bila tak faham apa orang nak)
Datanglah lelaki ni, so bila tanya pasal halal burger, dia dengan sopan je jawab
"We only serve Halal burger on Friday. Would you like to have our vege burger?"
Waaa malu gila time tu. merah dah kot muka.
"Oh really? It is okay then. Thanks"
"Are you sure? Our vege burger does not contain any meat."
"Yeah, its okay. Thank youuuuu"

Malu gila time tu. Mesti dia ingat muka dah lapar sangat since mintak jugak burger tu even orang tadi tak faham faham. So Muslim buckeyes, jangan cari burger hari lain eh, Jumaat je =,=